Revd.Kathy's Challenge

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The Challenge - Write a letter on an agony page along the lines of 'My Boyfriend has changed... what do I do?' taking account of regeneration. Then write Aunt Agatha's Response. Make it as witty and silly as you can: "My boyfreind has changed in the last few days: even he admits the new teeth are weird" - that sort of thing.

Probably useless but here's my try.

Ask Auntie Agatha, she understands.

Dear Auntie Agatha,

I have this really good friend, we’ve only known each other about a year but it feels like forever. We aren’t together as a couple, but we spend pretty much all our time together and I was hoping that one day we might be. But the thing is, he’s changed, he isn’t the man I met anymore. He’s nice enough still but where he used to look cool, he now wears poncy suits, and his once simple hair cut now takes more styling products than mine to create that tousled look he so loves. And he wears trainers with a suit! The boots I so loved are gone. The only thing that hasn’t changed is that he’s still tighter than a ducks arse. I just want him back the way he was. Why did he have to change?

Tearful in TARDIS



Dear Tearful,

Give it a bloody rest would you! Honestly, a bloke changes a bit and you girls go all mental! Poor chaps had it up to his eye teeth with you and after three months of your nagging is just about ready to send you home (see the letter on the next page from Downtrodden Doctor). Wise up, get over it, shape up or ship out. Oh, and be careful, it sounds like you could be turning into your mother!

Auntie Agatha.

[RevdKathy]

Brilliant!

[asimus]

lol! awwww

[Arianwen]

Where's the Doctor's letter? lmao!

[wildcard]

(Ooc this is fun.. here is my try unchecked contains 4 letters including the Doctor's and Rose.)

Letter from Rose To Agony Aunt

Dear Aunt Agatha,

I travel with this bloke and it’s been fantastic for over a year. Recently he’s changed and I can’t quite get a handle on his new look or attitude. He’s still cute and all, don’t get me wrong but he’s changed his mannerisms and also can talk the hind leg off a donkey.

Last week he sloped off with this French bird and came back Five and a half hours later like the cat that had got the cream. He wouldn’t explain when I asked him. Then later he was all moody and clammed up. Since this incident, there has been this distance between us and I feel we are miles apart.

He doesn’t look like me the way he used too and I can’t help wondering if he’s gone off me. Maybe it is our age gap that is the problem as he is a lot older than I, I’m 20 (I think but I may have missed a birthday)

Do you think I should give up, stop travelling and go home?

Girl in the Blue Box


Aunt Agatha’s Reply

Dear Girl in the Blue Box,

You said in your letter that the man you are travelling with is older than you but you didn’t state how much older.

His chatter box ways may be him sensing your awkwardness at his new look Have you given him compliments? Tell him – like now, it could help.

His visit with an old friend obviously made you a little jealous Remember dear you are a lot younger and he may have many old friends that you are unaware. Over the years you do build up an extensive group of friends, so don’t worry yourself over this. After all, he did come back.

Dear, do stop nagging the poor man. This is most likely the reason he has stopped communicating with you, doubtless he’s worried to open his gob.

He is most certainly looking at you dear, but maybe you should consider getting your eyes checked – you may need glasses.

The age gab aside, dear you really do worry me if you can’t remember exactly how old you are? You say you are only 20 and he is a lot older – sure you haven’t muddled this up? You don’t need to be ashamed and a toy boy is always good for the older woman. (Worked for me!).

A break could do you both good, maybe after this your head will be clearer and you may appreciate what you have right under your nose.

Yours sincerely

Aunt Agatha



PS Spec Savers hav a 50%sale on right now.



Letter from Doctor to Agony Aunt
Dear Aunt Agatha,

I’ve been tearing my hair out lately as my female companion has been giving me grief. (I’ve plenty of it so don’t worry I won’t be going bald any time soon).

I sloped off to this big party and you know… I got socialising and didn’t realise the time and after a few boogies and a few cocktails I came home.

Okay, I was five and a half hours late, but don’t think that’s what upset my friend. The fact I blurted out that I’d kissed this gorgeous French lady may have had a little to do with it. The dress was in the Louis Fourteenth style you know the look, low cut to show off round plump.. ahem… I digress.

Anyway on my return I was asked where I’d been etc. Etc. etc.

I knew she was upset so kept my mouth shut. Now she isn’t speaking to me and turns and flounces off when I try to be nice.

I’m thinking of taking her home. But the fact is I really like her… well… I like her a lot.. a lot of a lot. Get the drift?


Could I? Should I? Heck that’s why I’m writing this to you. Should I take this relationship further?

Hope you can assist.

Perfect Ten









Reply from Agony Aunt to The Doctor

Dear Perfect Ten,

Pleased to know you have a good head of hair. Remember to use a comb – don’t brush or you may lose it.

Going to parties can be fun, but it is much better to take your female friend with you or give her the choice to come along.

Arriving home and rubbing your girlfriends face that she’d missed a blast of a party was indeed a very bad idea.

Also maybe you should refrain from drinking if it affects your thinking patterns. Telling your girlfriend that you kissed another woman, a huge NO NO!

She is ignoring you because she feels you have let her down. You were not truthful at your where Abouts and also you were intimate with another woman. You may think you are a “Perfect Ten” but I think my lad you should take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror. You may think you are perfect but look again you may see you are very different to when you met your current girlfriend.

Get a grip. She is ignoring you because she is hurt. If you wish this woman to be with you, you have to be loyal to her and tell her how you feel. Honesty is always good. But if she wants to go home let her. You may need this time alone to think of your true feelings and give you time to reflect on your own actions.

What you should or could do with this lady is up to the both of you. Remember, it’s good to talk.


With best wishes

Aunt Agatha

[asimus]

thats brilliant. i was actually watching series 2 today and noticed that rose was a bit poseivly bithy in episode 2 and 3... though she calms down a bit later...

[wildcard]

Oh I am aware of Rose in sSeason two.. you ar correct probably just getting used to him. Took a while for me too. Still miss Doctor #9 VBG. Glad you liked what I wrote. Hashed it all up in under an hour then my hound moaned as his dinner was later than his usual 6pm Typical male.

[asimus]

hahaha and they say dogs cant tell the time lol!

i must admit most of my stuff is put together quickly. i find that when i get my muse going it has to be written. if i over think things they become clumsey and stop flowing so much... however... i guess its up to my fans to decide whether my style of writing works lol.

i love what you did here, keep it up!

[wildcard]

Thanks for the compliments and will post some of my NINE fic here when I find the correct link.

Hounds can indeed tell time. All my dogs know when it is 6 for their dinner even when the clocks go back or forwards. My old Guide Dog, German Shepherd "Midge" she had a memory that amazed me and she would remember conversations . No animals have an inner sense and am sure they can read minds at times - freaky or what!